Conversations you don’t want to get into with me…

Other person: “So do you have a job yet?”

Me: “Yeah, I have two jobs actually. One with a local farm and another with an all-organic catering company.”

Other: “But you don’t have a REAL job right now, right? You aren’t using your degree.”

This is the part where I smile and nod and say I’m still searching for real work. But I should really let them know I work 50-60 hours a week, so they can fuck right off.